Open Positions

Flip Cup Senior Analyst Must be skilled at drinking games, including but not limited to flip cup. Should be able to work well with a team. 3-4 years college experience preferred. Attire: Create your best flip cup uniform. Team uniforms are encouraged.

Experienced Skilled Hot Secretary - Skills include seduction, discretion, indiscretion, and flirting. Men need not apply. Suggested attire.

Investment Banker: We are looking for lateral associates from Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns and Merrill Lynch, with MBAs from Ivy League schools only. Fraternity membership preferred. Must be able to golf well, drink hard, and party harder. Suggested attire.

United Auto Worker: Laid off by GM or Chrysler? We are looking for former plant workers with 0-30 years of experience. Must have skill in producing products people actually use. (AIG "financial products" analysts need not apply.) Suggested attire.

General Position: 356 Associates is interested in candidates who bring a unique skill to our company. Creativity is encouraged. Please submit your resume.

356 Associates to host the most epic job fair of the millenium.

CAMBRIDGE, MASS. - April 27th, 2009 UTC - Amidst rampant media speculation, 356 Associates today announced it is hosting a job fair in the heart of Cambridge's technology district. Despite a global economic meltdown the likes of which our generation has never seen, 356 is optimistic regarding the conversion of certain toxic assets into agents of inebriation. This recession busting event will commence at 9pm on May 8th, 2009.

About 356 Associates:

356 Associates was formed on September 1st, 2008. The original five partners, Aaron Kaye, Brian McNamara, Jeff LaBoskey, Andrea Piekarski and Daniel Wolchonok are committed to providing their clients an unparalleled level of service. Past projects various members of the partnership have contributed to include: apocalypse, tea party, sock puppet, swap meet, facebook, olympics, new years parties. With over 125 combined years of experience, our company has a unique ability to deliver results. Every time.

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We have offices on every continent, and on "the world". We serve 100% of the Fortune 500 in modern and developing countries. Our upcoming job fair is conveniently located near Harvard Square, Cambridge MA USA. We have included a map for your reference below.


356 Harvard Street
Cambridge, MA 02138